Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back

to Fred's parents home for their first night together. in the morning

Johnny, Fred's little brother gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred

and Mary are up yet.

She replies "no".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school".

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies "no."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to

school."

After school Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up

yet?"

His mum says "no."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mum replies, "Ok do tell me what you think?"

He says: Last night Fred came to my room and asked for the vaseline and I

think I gave him my aeroplane glue.

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I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it

down.

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I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it

down.

I work in a glue factory, No i really do sometimes i find it difficult to go home