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Martha lost her husband. She had him cremated took his ashes home, poured them out on the patio table. Tracing her fingers through them, she spoke to him, Bob, remember the dishwasher u promised me, I bought it with ur insurance money, the car u promised me, bought that, and the diamond ring, bought that too. Remember the blow job i promised u?..... Well here it fuckin comes!!

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Martha lost her husband. She had him cremated took his ashes home, poured them out on the patio table. Tracing her fingers through them, she spoke to him, Bob, remember the dishwasher u promised me, I bought it with ur insurance money, the car u promised me, bought that, and the diamond ring, bought that too. Remember the blow job i promised u?..... Well here it fuckin comes!!

Poof! and he's gone. good one :lol:

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