Aquila Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 ----- Original Message ----- From: <[email protected]> To: "xxx" <[email protected]>; "xxxx" <[email protected]>; "xxx" <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2008 12:53 PM Subject: Chicken story > Trevor, the farmer, was in the fertilised egg business. He had > several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or > ten roosters,whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept > records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot > and was replaced > > That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells > and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone > so Trevor could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing. > Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report > simply by listening to the bells. > > The farmer's favourite rooster was old Gordon, and a very fine > specimen he was too. But on this particular morning Trevor noticed > old Gordon's bell hadn't rung at all! Trevor went to investigate. > The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The > pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to > farmer Trevor's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it > couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to > the next one. > > Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him in the West Berks > County Fair and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges. > > The result? The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece > Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly > Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician > could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on > our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and > screwing them when they weren't paying attention. > > Do you know a Pullitician called Gordon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bych_91 Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1evad Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Do you mean Gordon the Goofer (sic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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