Y'arrr, booty!

[wild foamy]

Bagpuss, bagpuss oh fat furry catpuss, wake up and look at this thing that I bring...

 

 

You may now call me... Captain Foamy!

[Cynic]

And wtf are you going to do with THAT.

[drewpy]

more like Noah and Nelly..

 

All aboard the Skylark!!

[up.yours]

Theirs a song about that ! It goes 

I am failing iii am failing .

[KevtheRev]

I hope you got the oars as well .

[Ttaskmaster]

I think you're gonna need a bigger boat, mate...

 

[DutchFJ1200]

Gents,

 

That is what they call in the trade ...... a 2.5 Knot shitbox.

I know because I campaign a 4 Kt shitbox 

 

[Katie1]

Yay! Foamy's got a boat!

 

Dunno why that's a good thing (apart from the fact that I like boats) but it is

[wild foamy]

Trust me peeps, what could possibly go wrong!, it's got an engine in it (2-stroke I might add!) aswell as sails so it's sort of eco friendly. 

[blackhat250]

Captain Pugwash more like,   whatever stevie .  mind the life jacket,    remember my horror story 2 years ago,,  fire onboard, half mile swim to the coast, without the jackets we were gonners

[up.yours]

Are you going to fit some wings to it Steve.

[Tommy xs]

That car park has seen some shit! most of it yours foams and most of it still there rotting away I bet.

When you going to finish a project then use the money from that to start the next!

You know eBay & alcohol don't mix 

[Noise]

Is your mates Seaman stains and master bates helping you with this one? 

I'm thinking the rapture will be starting before one of these projects are actually finished haha. 

[Ttaskmaster]

"In the Naaaaaaaay-Veeeeeee"

Are the RAF alright about you turning (shirt) tail like this?

 

[drewpy]

Is your mates Seaman stains and master bates helping you with this one? 

I'm thinking the rapture will be starting before one of these projects are actually finished haha. 

don't forget Rodger the cabin boy

[jimmy]

It were on the good ship Venus, by Christ you should have seen us

[blackhat250]

Dirty Meg "she ran like hell, the captain he persued her,  the white of egg -ran doon her leg,  the dirty cont had screwed her, 

[jimmy]

The captains daughter, Mabel, by christ she weren't arf able, the dirty shits they nailed her tits upon the kitchen table

[up.yours]

BOYS ! BOYS  don't give him ideas

[Ttaskmaster]

BOYS ! BOYS  don't give him ideas

Who said anything about HIM? This is for our own debauchery!!