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Good Collection of Harley Jokes (And I don't mean a collection of Harley riders)

Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower.

Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? - The other 5% actually made it home.

Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? - Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.

What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? - Trade it in on a Kawasaki.

Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down? - They're afraid to lean over that far.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? - The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

How do you know you're riding a Harley? - While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by the parts that are falling off.

Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? - Because they don't want to drop their tools.

How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money? - You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.

Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes? - At Sturgis

What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120? - Sturgis!

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name? - They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

Why don't Harley owners smile? - Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? - The location of the dirtbags.

Why do Harleys have a fringe? - So you can tell if they're moving.

How do you know your Harley is handling great? - You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.

How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? - They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? - The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob? - Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.

What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's being ridden there? - The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

Why do all Harley owners have trailers?? - So they can go around corners faster!

You know you're a Harley rider if...

...you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.

...you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws."

..."water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a your buddy to come in his pickup truck.

harley's come with a free squirrel

they follow you round and pick up the nuts

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