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Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?...

you wouldn't like it, it's too CHEESEY!

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What do you call a big pile of kittens?...

A meowntain!

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What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?...

Ba-na-na-naaaa!

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Why couldn't the coast guard save the drowning hippy?...

Cus he was too far out maaaan.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?...

Too many cheetahs!

What do you call bees that produce milk?...

Boo-bees!

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well smileyfaecs' is just about right

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How about this one Foams...

Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?...

Because she grew out of her B-shells. :biglaugha:

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A woman goes to the doctor with a strawberry shoved up her arse...

Th doctor says, "ive got some cream for that..."

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:barf:

Berries n cream may never be the same...

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What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?...

Ba-na-na-naaaa!

Don't normally do this, but as it's a very poor joke, do you refer to Beethovens 5th opening?

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What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?...

Ba-na-na-naaaa!

I think you'll find that's Beeth...aaaargh, ninjad!

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Whenever I travel abroad, I never fly Virgin.

They don't go all the way. Badum-tish!

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Just being picky - it was composed in the same century at least!

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