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A Prayer for us all....

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FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. :huh:

Pulls out my chair and opens my door

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Send me a man who'll make love to my mind

Knows how to answer to "how big is my behind?" :rolleyes:

I pray that this man will love me to no end

And always be my very best friend.

Amen

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac with a firm body,

big boobs and who owns a Liquor Store :beerchug: and

a Fishing Boat. This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Care :lol:

Amen

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