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Ok Noise, my mouth was dry when I finished watching this, only knew that when I realised that I had my mouth hanging open WTF !!!!!!! There is nothing that could persuade me to climb up there. :crazy: :crazy: :shakeno: :shakeno:

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Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

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They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.

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For those of you expecting a X BOX 1 this xmas,You probably wont have time to eat a full dinner and trimmings...So here found this

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2518740/The-stomach-churning-Christmas-dinner-GAMERS-Tin-containing-course-meal-means-time-wasted-kitchen.html

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Wish i had a beard now :bawling: :bawling:

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My nan called at her local MPs house and knocked on the door and he answered it.

"Can I come in?" She asked,

" Have you got a problem?" He replied,

"I'm fucking freezing, and you are the only person I know who can afford to have your heating on," she said to him.

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Thought for the day:

If I go to the trouble of making you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' is all I need.

Not 'How did you get in my house?'

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http://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY

also available for men... "trap-a-crap"

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