midnight61 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 hi there, overweight 50 yr old here, what kind of top speed can i expect to get out of my xvs1300a when i nip down the paper shop (it's not far) ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Depends entirely on whether the Nottingham scrotes have nicked yer bike, where Plod and his ray gun are camped out, whether you're going out during the school run and when you last took a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarke Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 As you've got the fastest colour (red) you'll be back home before you leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted July 13, 2011 Moderator Share Posted July 13, 2011 Using a quantum physics calculation, I have estimated that Warp speed 9.1 is the best you can hope for. I hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petercnm Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 i would say about twice the half of your normal top speed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulwhite Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 fart and you will go faster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight61 Posted July 15, 2011 Author Share Posted July 15, 2011 ok, i have 2 dogs that sleep 10 feet from the bike, so lets assume its not nicked, there are no speed traps, and i've taken a sh1t,...i forgot to add, its downhill and there isn't enough time to get out of 2nd gear before i'm slowing down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 If your bike runs like your avatar dose then your going no where fast lol been watching it and thats one un healthy engine (watch where the piston is when the fuel and spark comes in. some times its on the money other times its on half a stroke then its at the bottom) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight61 Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 If your bike runs like your avatar dose then your going no where fast lol been watching it and thats one un healthy engine (watch where the piston is when the fuel and spark comes in. some times its on the money other times its on half a stroke then its at the bottom) lol i wonder if my avatar would fit in a 125 frame ...? ... LOL ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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