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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of santa on her right thigh just below the bikini line. She also wants him to put Merry Christmas under the santa.

So the guy does it and it comes out really good.

The woman then instructs him to tattoo Happy New Year on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and this too looks really good.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks

''If you don't mind, could you tell me why you wanted those tattoos on your thighs?"

She says

"I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year".

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omfg pmsl :lol::lol::lol:

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PMSL :lol::lol::lol:

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:lol: 8) :wink:

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Good One there Alan :lol::lol: 8)

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