Moderator Goff Posted January 23, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2009 The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ’From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight; and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? ' The wife replied,..... 'the fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator drewpy Posted January 23, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2009 My wife says it's disgusting to wee in the bath. I suppose I should wait until she gets out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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