Live to ride Ride to live Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Only in Britain....can you get a pizza to your door faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get there prescriptiopns, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain.... do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on our drives and lock worthless crap in the garage. Not to mention... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on there tongue... 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts... 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.... 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that christmas decorations were chocolate... British hospitals reported 5 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth... A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth... 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally.... In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing upinto the toilet. RULE BRITANNIA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas up - Let's Go! Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 RULE BRITANNIA!! That's why I'm proud to be a Brit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1evad Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 NOT ME, I`M ENGLISH And yet they tell us that going "a bit quick" down the bypass is dangerous and try taking our money and livelyhoods away, They ought to start Charging in hospitals if the diagnosis is "Stupidity" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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