Gordon Gormless

This skyline bloke sounds like a twat to me.

It's not running at all now. Whats wrong. What should I do next. And mozzy you can shut yer gob. You probably don't even have a bike. Twat.

The oil is out and the Gunk is in. Just leaving it in to soak overnight now. I've decided to put cold water in cos the hot water might damage the inside of the engine. It's an XJ600N.

My mate said the best thing to do is to drain the oil and then fill it up with Gunk and let it stand overnight. Then flush it out with water in the morning. Is hot or cold water best?

The bloke wouldn't sign my CBT so I have to go back next weekend. I did great but he wouldnt let me go out on the road. This fat bitch got in my way and I ran into her but that was her fault not mine. And the bikes were crap too.Little Hondas and slow as fuck. But I still wheelied it first time out and wheelied it onto the cones too. Nobody else could do that and they passed. The bloke was a prick though. I was thinking about going to another school cos they are shit.

I just watched the video by that Keith Coone bloke. I got no problem with that stuff. So I got to do this CBT thing tomorrow and the DAS test next Friday. I'll piss that. Should I order the R1 now. What bike shop is the best and cheapest in Surrey. I dont mind a ringer long as theres docs with it and its cheap.

I dunno whats the matter with you nonces.Only that skyline bloke talks sense. I'm doing my CBT thing tomorrow but when the instructor sees me riding he'll probably just give me my full licence. My mates reckons thats what will happen. And whats the cheapest helmet I can get. Any used ones for sale,I'll pay a tenner.

I could handle an R1. The guys on LaBusas said that the R1 isn't that fast anyway. And I haven't ridden a bike yet but I'm pretty hot on 4 wheels. Ask anybody cos I'm well known in Guildford, you might have seen me out cruising in my Nova. I've beaten everybody on MotoGP2 even bikers. And they told me I was a natural. So an R1 is nothing to me. And the kid who fell off his 50 should just get back behind the counter at MaccyD's.

I've been watching all these crazy stuntas on telly, so I'm going to get a motorbike. I know I've got to do that CBT thing and that DASS test but I'll piss through that no sweat. I've already booked it. But I don't know whether to get an R1 or a Hayabusa. Which ones best for doing stunts and stuff like on telly? I want to go round the racetracks as well. I'll fly round them cos I know all the tracks from playing MotoGP2. Which bikes best for that then?