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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?" My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't following you. I am educated beyond my intelligence. I was thinking about getting a full body tatoo of myself but taller. I bought a helicopter, but I live in the city and there is no place to park it, so I tied it to a tree and left it running. I'm not afraid of heights....I'm afraid of widths.

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on lads, not far now!"

Upgrading to Wife 1.0 Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNite 10.3 , Bachelor Party 2.5, and Pubnite 7.0 are no longer able to run on the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even though the apps worked fine before). Wife 1.0 provides no installation options. Thus, the installation of undesired plug-ins such as Mother-in-law 55.8 and the Brother-in-law Beta is unavoidable. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day. Some features my friend would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0: A "don't remind me again" button. Minimize button. Ability to delete the "headache" file An install feature that provides an option to uninstall 2.0 version without loss loss of other system resources. An option to run the network driver in "promiscuous mode" allowing the the system's Hardware Probe feature to be much more useful/effective. I myself wish I had decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 3.0 Even here, however, I have found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 4.0 on top of girlfriend 3.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 3.0 first, otherwise the two versions of Girlfriend will have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. Other users have told me that this is a long-standing problem that I should have been aware of. Guess that explains what happened to versions 1 and 2. To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another identified problem is that all versions of Girlfriend have annoying little messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0! VIRUS ALERT All users should be aware that Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Once that happens, Mistress 1.1 won't install and you will get an "insufficient resources" error message. To avoid the aforementioned bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and " never" run any file transfer applications(such as Laplink) between the two systems. FYI: Don't even think about a shared directory!!!!!!!!! Wife 1.0 part 2 A few months ago, a friend of mine was playing around with the Entertainment preset in Girlfriend 4.0 and he unintentionally connected to the Family.com (the creators of Girlfriend, Wife and all the associated plugins like Mother-in-Law) server and downloaded the Son 0.1 Beta plugin. He doesn't have a firewall installed on his system. But it gets worse. As he has a permanent network connection, the beta keeps on upgrading itself and is now at 0.4. It seems to be impossible to uninstall. He contacted tech-support at Family.com, but of course they tell him that Son 1.0 will be the greatest plugin ever and keep nagging him to upgrade to Wife 1.0 Not only this, but Family.com have been spamming heavily and now everyone knows about the forthcoming release of Son 1.0. Some people come up to him and shout "It's here!" (even though it's still 5 months away) and others either blab on about the amazing new features of Son 1.0 or criticize how it affects your workflow (even though most of them have never used it). Meanwhile the Son 0.4 Beta doesn't yet have any functionality, but is already consuming system resources and affecting his workflow with Girlfriend 4.0.

Hi, at first you can think and say that I'm fool or crazy or lunatic but I'm planning to create the most coolest T-Ace what has been. Full carbon fibre fairings made look a like YZR M1 model. Also fuel tank will be made from carbon and kevlar. I had rip off all fairings and tail also so fun starts soon. I have calculate litle bit and only materil cost will be around 850 Eur. Also some thought to build airbox with ra-mair system (carbon)... I will post some project photos to here at time to time.

I had been riding my T-Ace for last 2 years and had no problems at all. I had been visiting at track days and riding it with 2 on and still no problems with rear shock. Only problem is power and how to get it more.

Was it like something like this (correct me if I'm wrong) Optimistic person says "Ok things can not go worse anymore" and pessimistic says " just wait"... Just correct if I'm wrong

http://plutox.homeip.net/WbRossi_19082004/ http://www.lafesta.fi/esu/kemora23072004/k...ski/page_01.htm http://www.lafesta.fi/esu/kemora23072004/k...ki2/page_01.htm You can find me also on those pictures. There is also some other bikes but ignore those

http://www.iceroadracing.net/videos/iceroa...oadracing1b.wmv http://www.iceroadracing.net/videos/iceroa...oadracing2b.wmv http://www.iceroadracing.net/videos/iceroa...oadracing3b.wmv http://www.iceroadracing.net/videos/iceroa...oadracing4b.wmv http://www.iceroadracing.net/videos/iceroa...oadracing5b.wmv Nice huh...

Have you ever seen something like this??

Really ...

Nice looking outfit and ride... Way to GO Rossi

Now Thunderace -oo, 50000km on meter. Still looking stock but just wait after winter ... It will look different. I'll send some pictures of modification after we start it. All I can say now is... Look will chance a lot. All fairings will be done...

Hey, we have thing called WINTER TIME and we can not ride at winter time. So we customize our rides. Also if you have fastest and most nice looking ride in your town you can be sure of getting some.... :wink:

First message to this forum... Well it's a start...