DutchFJ1200

Pics or it never happened

Jeff and Mike were in an accident, and killed instantly.Upon Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter."Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked.St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven."Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK?"So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and a keg of beer."I don't mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell," says Jeff."It's not as it appears to be," says St. Peter. "You see, the keg has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't.

MOT all good ..... now weather t*ts up

That's why I don't go to Yam shops in the first place. Try turning up with a 25/28 y/o bike. They don't even want to know you. Even worse they look at you like ...... 'what stone did you crawl from under with that heap of junk' That's the thanks you get for 35 years of brand loyalty.

Awoke the FJ yesterday from her slumber in the garage to take to work and drop off at the MOT shop on the way back for MOT today. To my current place of work is 31 miles with 20 miles of dual carriage way in between. The feelings goooooooooood

Hi Tinker, XT500 ..... noice !! pics please. Sorry to hear abt your 'disability' ............. was that before the kick starter threw you over the bike or after

If you have the knowledge, proper tools/gear & space in the workshop, fair enuf. Lying on my back/sitting on me arse (knees won't bend for that long) on a concrete garage floor with suspect spanners and not having a clue what yer doing, your likely to do more damage that is good for yerself ..... or the bike. $$ is the only option with a trusted quality shop. The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

Been in the Yammy game for 30 odd years now .............. never got past 1

Smartarses eh ? Stick this in yer pipe & schmoke it

Now gentlemen you lot are taking the mick

Loose earth ?? .................................... Sand ? Oh it wasn't a trick question, carry on!

+ 1 mate. Kernow is lethal enuf on a dry sunny day so while it's still bucketing down and blowing dogs of chains here the FJ is staying snugly under her cover in the garage, thank you very much.

Injection moulded ABS plastic

Done Lottie !! Dunno what you f*ckers are complaining about - it's a generalized marketing questionnaire - simpels Good luck with the study.

Amazed that he even gets up after the pole fell on his bonce

Listen to the wise one !!! Excellent advice there Yeah right, now go on a 250 mile trip and see who arrives a bit fresher ........... and yer getting on a bit Slice ..... NTTAWWT

That's the capacity of his oil sump

Foamy, Try this if all else fails : http://www.bundlebox.com/help_center/usa-parcel-forwarding-service/ My Jeep pals swear by it for sourcing truck bits from the US of A Happy Xmas.

Now there's a nice specimen .............................. the bike obviously Welcome.

Happy X-mas to all you reprobates on here. May 2017 be a super/safe biking year.

I'm sure its been discussed a million times on here but it looks like today's blast around West Kernow was my last for 2016. Work is taking me further away from home and the boss has kindly given me a car on loan for the winter. Road tax is running out as well so may as well call it a day. Tank full/Empty? Battery on trickle charge ? Others?

Well, we haven't said anything to the contrary, have we ...........

Sorry but just had to larf - brilliant Don't take this the wrong way but it felt like I just looked into a mirror. The stupid things I have gotten into in my garage with the saving broom stick, piece of string, bit of 2x2 just out of reach

Not sure if the owner is on here so share/spread the word.

Sharing on behalf of a friend of a friend of a friend on FB Stolen from garage last night , Yamaha rd 350 ypvs , D733 UVV , please keep an eye out for it ....... I believe South Coast Southampton Area.