Katie1

Yay us! Er, and everyone else too!

Vagina? I think 'twat' would be more appropriate...

Be afraid...

Congratulations! Wishing you many happy years of riding Preferably without wasps...

Beautiful

Fair to say, my size will not be giving you that option! Couple of Quality Street and some chewing gum is more like it...

Eeew, just eeew

Good luck! I was told passing your test in rain, sleet and snow was character building

Vest top, Cold Killers top, padded bra

Okay, you're going to have to die...

Bienvenue cher!

I LOVE this! Not true to life of course... Better than that bloody 'what's at the top' thing anyway...

Yay! Foamy's got a boat! Dunno why that's a good thing (apart from the fact that I like boats) but it is

Welcome to the slightly scuffed world of biking If you get any confidence wobbles, just do a web search for 100 (or any other number!) ways to drop your bike and see how many of us have done it before you

Brilliant write up and piccies! You are a genuine inspiration to anyone who even considers going on an adventure

Well Noise, coming across a little Foamy seemed to do the trick nicely Actually, the Magic pen worked fine but couldn't resist that line...

Was thinking it's time to buy a Bagster cover anyway

Not a problem, just did it (3 times) and ran away. It is now either: a) Perfect b.) Nearly perfect c) A good cup holder It's in the dark part of the garage (in fact, that's the light I used to paint it in) so won't know for a while...

If it comes to nail varnish, I'm pretty sure I've got a direct colour match somewhere Just thought I'd have a go at doing things properly for a change Might pick up a T-Cut Magic Pen and see what kind of a mess I can make with that...

Perfect, our kind of solution!

Strangely, not a problem with my phone but my TV. Weeks off increasingly dodgy picture and sound quality prompted us to get an aerial engineer out. Well, after a bit of research on his part, he pointed us to the fact that the increase in 4G signals in our area was buggering up the Freeview transmission. Turns out this is increasingly common and the government have ordered the phone companies to set up a free fix. Have you all heard about this and, if so, why didn't anyone tell us?! Anyway, what you have to do is go to this website Put in your 'symptoms' and then call or email them. They will either send out an engineer (FOC) or post you a filter which suppresses the 4G interference. We're waiting for ours now but the one the engineer tested out fixed the problem straight away. Course, if you've got satellite or cable, this isn't an issue

Hmmm. Are you sure the answer isn't "Get rid of scratches" TM 25ml bottle available from the nearest shop to me from £1.99? That would make life sooo much nicer!

Got some fairly hefty scratches on the tank of the XJ6 (tank bag related). As it's a metallic blue (2009/10 bike), I'm a bit reluctant to use T-cut. Does anyone have any recommendations for polish that will sit over the scratches, rather than taking the paint back?