Sacha

I will not share milk bottles with an elicit love nest!

bowlers do it in the alley

irony... the opposite of wrinkly

...was it coca-cola

i've been burned so bad, but i still play with fire...

life is too short to waste it being ladylike

"...spending quality time with my kids and the milf oops i mean wilf wife.. glad she dont read this" CLASSIC!

...it's the dirtiest clean I know...

this mess is a place

successful thesis defense! now to finish a couple of edits and then off to the bindery.

if pro is the opposite of con, then congress must be the opposite of progress

when all is said and done, more was said than done.

pobody's nerfect

come at the end of the shift we'll go and get pissed

help me jesus, help me clean my wounds, he said he can't heal that kind, bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind, he said it happens every time...

two weeks to volbeat... countdown is on!

Yea I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up

i'm depressed, it's nine below zero...

droplets of yes and no, in an ocean of maybe...

guy followed me home tonight to ask about my bike... again... same guy who followed me to the office. should i be worried?!

i can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency, that you and i could be best friends

guy followed me to work this morning because he was "taken" with my bike.

it's funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easy-going approach to communal living.

bowlers do it in the alley

Sometimes it's a good day to die, sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast. (smoke signals)