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WTF is "yall" you inbred trailer park hillbilly? Take Bubba's dick out of your ass....and BillyBob's dick out of your mouth as well. Now get back to your trailer, fire up some John Cougar Mellancamp, watch the NASCAR channel while nibbling your mayonnise sandwiches through your three remaining teeth. And with any luck you may get the chance to fuck your sister again later!

Guys....don't keep sending reported posts to the Mods! If it's spam, something illegal or hardcore porn etc....fine! But if it's some spermguzzling cocksucker like this troll just tell him to fuck off and get his rectum stretched at the HD dealership or something. Or use him as cannon fodder to practice new insults. This is YamahaClub....you're Yamaha riders....a forum for bikers....not choirboys! Now fight your corner......or bend over and buy a Honda! Now watch and learn from my next post!

I couldn't have handled the potential of a 4th gear!

Any riding in the rain bothers me! A lot!

Don't expect to ride it though....expect to push it! I spent the latter part of 1971 pushing a D7 around South Wales....god knows how many shags I missed out on!

You gotta Bantam? You poor bastard!

Mobil One!

I think your oven and your bike are a bit different you know.

Small children running onto the road carrying fluffy kittens....while being pursued by a troupe of performing penguins.

BT-021.

T shirt and shorts on public roads? He'll learn.....probably the hard way!

Hi Graham!

No price cutting from new....and the Spanish mentality. Cars are the same. If I replated the TDM to Spanish I could sell it for double what I paid.

After a dry period the roads will be very slippery....so take care then. In the wet you need to allow greater distances for stopping and be very careful near roundabouts where there could be diesel spillage. Riding in the wet needs a different approach to the dry. Slow down, gentle brake applications, slower on bends, better observation. It's not new skills.....it's enhancing existing ones to compensate for the conditions. Take it easy and build up your confidence and skills through continual practice.

Just call me Mr Hardcore from now on Scott!

You're looking too deep. People die in cars everyday but you never hear potential car drivers going through this scenario. I'm 53, I've ridden 36 years, owned 55 bikes, never broken a bone, and never trashed a bike. And there's plenty of others like me out there. Why? Cos we didn't behave like twats or hang round with twats. And the actual number of totally non-fault motorcycle accidents is very small....the vast majority of accidents (to varying degrees) are down to the rider. That's not speculation....it's fact, and the cops on bikes in the UK will tell you the same thing.

Fuck off Marc!

Some of you will remember my little XT350.....well it's gone now! Last month it went back to the UK for good....sold to a friend in South Wales. And this week, it's replacement arrived! It's a 98 TDM 850, genuine 8000 miles. Full service history.....in fact I don't think I've ever seen such a full service history in a book. The guy put it in for full main dealer services irrespective of the fact he wasn't using it.....so it's been serviced according to time rather than miles. Serviced at 679/3881/4847/5374/5975/8301.....so it's had 6 oilchanges in 8K miles! Rides very nicely indeed....perfect for further exploration of rural Spain! And if you're wondering why I ship them over from the UK, it's because used prices here are ridiculous. I could have bought two of these in Britain for what I would have paid for one in Spain. Plus the ones here have much higher mileages, and to find one with a service history is virtually impossible. So....what do you think of it?

Bon was The Man!

Top trolling Alvin.....looks like you bagged a live one as well.

Look at my flag....look at my location....think Yamaha!

Hi Rob....can't get away from you can I?

There's enough gay biker sites out there now yoda!

Actually Eddy did really let rip at the troll but a member complained about the content of the post so we deleted it. So Eddy did fight our corner (for once).....so now he's probably expecting to be made a Mod!

I've got a place for Harley riders too.....Harley forums! Not here for the purpose of trolling.