mozzy

twat lol

alex pm me your number im coming upto lancing next weekend to see dani new baby........you can buy anything at lidl

type in "wank" i dont know what relevance it has but it nearly gave me a twinge

no its true i dont have a problem with them as long as they stay out of my way i know a couple of poofs and you would not even know they were bent. on a serious note though alex is gay

alex what u telling me foe i never asked you

type in sex its mint

21 in 3 weeks

i got nothing against poofs peoplle with ur attiude need to get a life. usually people u the ones that go on about is in denial. i dont have a problem with anyone as long as they leave me alone.

so im not the only one getting this problem then

why is it evertime i try ti sign in i get some gay porno shit come up instead of this site i just had to get a mate find a link on her comp and post it that way is this one of your gay jokes alan or what peter can u send a pm

is that what u are doing over there in spain pete infact knowing pete hes probably got "er indoors" pedaling a home made genorator powered by an excercise bike

i want one

sow hat drives the front wheel mate

pete u have a terrible sense of humour

alex im going up to danielles in lancing next couple of weeks we could meet up for a drink if you want mate..........................no funny shit though,,,,,,, a serious question though where does this gayboy brighton situation stem from reason i ask is danielle and her boyfriend scott were at my dads in glastonbury i few months ago and they left my dad to go for a drink alone and danielle bumped into a few old school friends and they all went for a drink anyway one of the old school friends pete bishop asked scott where he was from when he said brighton bearing in mind he is sat there with his fiance who is pregnant with his baby that pete bishop said you must be a poof and him and his mates beat the crap out of scott all because he is from brighton.. anyway pete bishop is in the process of being sorted ( my dads a hard cunt lol) but i think its all good having a laugh but beating a bloke up just cause hes from brighton whats that all about

2 wheel drive that sounds nifty got any pics mate

its nothing to be ashamed of alan ive had a few tumbles all embarrasing but i see the funny side to them all now 1 i had a 1976 xl250 field bike and i was racing some kiddies on a dr 350 (i lost) anyway i had only just got bike up and running anyway we were haring across the old airport and i went over a small jump then realised i had not bolted seat down properley cut a long story short about 6 ft in the air the bike went right and me and the seat went left into the bushes 2 my old cg (first road bike with a topbox) i was in the petrol station up the rd from me and there were a load of good looking birds in the car park cut a long stry short i tried to pop a wheelie when pulling out and lets just say there was diesel on the floor. 3 my black dtr came round a bend to go to shop again cute girls out side so i flick the stand down with down with my toe and in kind of a poser style and as i flicked the stand down i kinda leapped off the bike but never realisd the stand was over a drain cover im shur you can guess what happend i looked a right twat

i ride ur fucking mother on a weekly basis. im the daddy and dont come in here trying to nick my title

alan u know im gonna laugh dont you

yeah people r always copying my jokes its cause they wanna be like me

i know the suns out etc pete but we all know the only water you allow near your bike is when ur missus pisses on the seat

sorry but im the forum enforcer so i can be crude if i like

i always found febreeze shifts the smell of cheddar

lol this is a typical bmw owner

you still talking shiiiitttteee i see mate lol