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alan has always been a pussy life is still the same here, i am working huge amounts of hours etc etc driving the focus, and maybe starting a new job where they will fund a full bike licence and have some bigg decent looking company bikes that are covered in illumious stickers (security patrol bikes) so soon i should be back riding again

im still fucking here

thanks cunty bollocks, cock sucking homo, chav lover anyway hows life pete oh and by the way im no chav sweet heart lol i got a box standard ford focus diesel and i dont wheel spin it infact i drive stupidly slow nowadays lol

CUNTS

cheeky motherfuckers

nothing is illegal unless you get caught

ebay is probably best, i have seen people strip a bike with damaged frames to another frame in just over a day

i still say ford are by far the best manafacturer for reasonbly priced cars i dont like seat, they are a poormans vw which is a poor mans audi etc, ford make perfectly good reliable cars the old fix or repair daily thing was never really true compared to most manafacturers. this focus is a commuter car mainly for economy, and definatly no modifying required it goes well enough for me it has 115 bhp and 284 nm of torque and it can see off most petrol cars of equivalint size etc. its amazing how diesels ave evolved

finally seen sense and decided old performance cars are full of hassle and problems so i bought this yes a decent sensible nippy tdci turbo diesel ford focus 5500 quid so not the cheapest but low mileage and immacualte through out. and its so unbelieveably quiet infact its quieter than most petrol cars

type in bumper wax

pete you sure you never left the wife over here with the sheep and you ran off with the donkey it looks like your type

and people cant understand why i am a racist cunt

got sick to the teeth of it breaking down and everytime i fixed one thing another would break so swapped it for this stupidly fast renault 19 16v which i now need to get rid of due to my very heavy right foot, i will soon loose my licene if i keep the damn thing lol

i bet she has it up the shitter to

hello darlings hows things going i have not been around latley i have been constantly fixing my rennault 19 16v lol how gay alex i am popping up my sisters in the land of poofs soon so il shout you and go for a beer if you want. pete i want a cheap holiday next year so i am comning to stay at yours. missus lardy arse can stay home this time

there is a heater stereo comfy seats windscreen wipers staorage space you dont get wet

matt i would not worry about being ex forcesetc mate i was doing boring static guarding onb a building site then decided after a year(i was 19) that i wanted a driving job with action lol and by heck thats what i got with Group4 as it was known now G4S due to there merger with those wankers securicor. G4S take on anyone providing they pass all the criminal record checks a mate of mine dave has justr got a job on patrol and response with me and he got a twoc (nicking a car) on his record when he was 18 (now 32) and only had a driving licence for 2 months. they do have high standards (obviously i work there lol) but as long as your clean and pass the checks and pass your sia licencs test then they will take you on

deffo dont touch the corps they are fuckers to work for......... try ringing 02087707000 and say operator when prompted then tell the operator you want the recruitment department for whatever area you in ie south west etc. and kids dont get the chance to beat up security officers,,,,,,well not me anyway i carry a 6 cell maglite for such occasions. i usually back off but once or twice i have head butted and punched lol. pete, my internet woould not let me sign into here before i left i did try to contact you mate but everything was rushed at the last minute and i could not get to another computer in time. i am coming over again early next year so we will meet up then

its not quite illegal yet but the bristol police have been chucking the little bastards in the cells for the night lol

went to an alarm activation tonight and there were 4 lads playing fottie in the car park so i asked them politley to leave, then i went into the building to start a check and came back out to this eggs and fucking flower and by the time i got to clean it it had dried so hard that boiling water would not remove it i do see the funny side to it lol by the way hello everyone long time no se lol

stacey has no say and does as she is told

yeah if u say so, biker BOY

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25 WAYS TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRL 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny. 25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

its on the rd now and as ashamed as i am to say it its actually really fun turns heads goes like stink and who needs air con

i got a bird called stacey lol she is proper chav so i better keep up the image