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i blame pete for the death of this website for making everyone move to dsuk jesus you lot have you all left us on are larry lonesomes

you would know

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." MORAL: Women are pure evil. Don't mess with them!

i seen two of them both 55 plates racing down the a4 from bath last week very nice bike indeed. pete i am not desting to be with her she is like a spot on my ass she stings is not very pleasent and just keeps expanding. god i long for a good looking bird

pete strange thing this but my girlfriends surname is moseley

whitchurch mate whats a r46 i aint seen one of them yet

i dont do chav i hate the fuckers. you cunt

silly me bazz i never noticed

i was about to say you must be from bristol lol that happens alot round here. where abouts in bristol you from

obviously did not get there drift its a complete wind up you need to click all the links and stuff

thought this is quite useful. considering the pending fuel blockade read right into it and start to order http://www.petroldirect.com

bollox alexandra . how are you doing these days alex what are you driving at the moment mate

hahahaha i found your biting point hahahahhahaha. it goes like this a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts not directed at anyone here mind you

dont be sick shes danis eldest is 9

fosters is like nats piss it tastes like hairspray. kronenbourg and stella are the best lagers fosters is a pretty boys drink

fuck he is still about i thought he died of aids

pregnant again. she just come back from gibralter with lots of ciggys for me so i dont care

actually im more over 16 but below 20 im a changed man now

i drink kronenbourg 1664 its more fun

what did i tell you about watching the over 50s porn

anyway im pissed off cause my master cylinder is leaking fluid on my orion fooking bastard i am supposed to be going to newport to get my passport soon

a man after my own heart

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