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    Spaghetti.

    in Yamabyss

    Posted

    A little ditty for all pasta lovers.

    A man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of the rendevous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet he told her to simply mail him a post card and write “Spaghetti” on the back, he would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ”Honey” she said “you received a very strange post card today”. “Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later” he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

    On the card was written:

    “Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti! two with meatballs, one without”.

    thats grate wife aint stoped lola :lol::lol:

    ice

    in The Bar

    Posted

    yeh, came off it on a diesel spill in a car park when still on the front brake a bit hard, put a crack through my left mirror which i spent £10 for the pair and had them on there two days...

    other than that its a tip-top bike for its age, does me fine but i really wish it had some plastic on it, gets terribly cold especially at night. will probably get some hand muffs

    beleave me plastic cost lot more tip pull brake on & off it will act like abs helped me lots over the years got abs on the new 1

    law

    in General

    Posted

    A can of WD40 or a can of chain lube in the tank bag works wonders too. Just pull it out and spray over your shoulder, and they have to stop to clean the windshield (giving you time to put more distance on them) because the wiper/washer just smears it making it worse.

    grate stuff

    Transporting Bikes?

    in General

    Posted

    Hi everyone

    im still planning my tour of ireland and have decided that insted of riding a distance of 200+ miles from my hometown of newbury to Liverpool to get a ferry to dublin, it would be easier to ride to ride to somewere like reading, put the bikes on a train and get off at liverpool...

    ... question is, are there any services that would allow me to ride the bike on and then stay with it for the journey instead of having to send the bike in freight a few days before hand? (its just me and a mate from school so far, with another forum member possibly joining in, so make that 2 bikes with luggage and possibly a 3rd)

    look in your local rag c if u can get a man with a van it might work out cheaper good luck

    law

    in General

    Posted

    they all sound grate but there should b some sort off tv add showing this as a problem like think bike

    at the end of the day i wouldnt want a serious crash on my hands uknow

    think ill stick to turnning the mirrors around as they dont use em

    putting on saddlebags

    in The Bar

    Posted

    I just bought a 2000 Yamaha Roadstar and the bags were included and so were the frames and bolts and nuts but how does it go on? Anyone have a step by step thing to help me out?

    Thanks,

    Randy

    type bitzsforbikes serlect your bike and you can see pic of em hope that helps

    ice

    in The Bar

    Posted

    yep, its getting that time of year again.

    im starting to wish i was old enough to have a car, or atleast had a bike with a bit of plastic on the front of it, that little peashooter of mine gets awful cold :(

    a good thick pair of waterproofs makes a big dif: if u drop that good forbid u wont have to spend a grand on the plastic repair

    Am i ready?

    in The Bar

    Posted

    Alex u should be fine if u got on with the team who put u through the cb then use em there r lot of em cheaper

    but its who u a compfy with they will tell u if u get a chance 2 filter then do if safe to,or there tell u get a car.

    good luck ps try not to let ur nervs get u on the day think u r showing them how to ride

    a trip to east

    in Events, Rideouts & Trackdays

    Posted

    Hello peeps,

    I would like to offer something new, something you've never experienced before, i'm talking about the trip and the experience you gonna have in Lithuanian race track called "Nemuno Ziedas" , Lithuanian motorsport is not as huge as uk, cause we are only 3.5 milion population, anyway we still have trackdays , time attack events , ralli and such... summertime is the best way to go there, cause you can enjoy camping, good music barbeques etc.,

    This is something new to you guys , and also to us , cause here in uk you have more international drivers , enthusiasts , events and we'd like to invite you to share the knowledge and to have a good time with us at "nemuno Ziedas" race track

    All comments are welcome... Welcome to www.trackday4you.com

    got some good tips from that grate suff

    Hello People

    in The Bar

    Posted

    Hello All

    Im 17 Passed My Test Early November, Picked Up 1998 Thundercat On Friday 33bhp But I Love Her, Sure Beats The Moped I Was Cruising On Before

    Im In Lincs So If Ur Up For A Ride Give Me A Holla

    hi welcome 2 the family congras on passing nice bike too

    In one sentence, can you ???

    in General

    Posted

    I'm doing some updating of my website, long overdue I've been told!

    Anyway, I'm working on a few ideas to go along with the update to my trip through the summer and I'm wondering :

    In one sentence, can you describe why you are a biker ? I've been trying and it's bl00dy difficult, so come on, lets have it,, why ?

    id like to say i became a biker at 14 y.o but i have the fill of freedom even 2 day the first time i brockdown and another

    biker stop to help wow and ive payed it forword ever since

    u dont get that in ur car u just get abuse and bibed at.

    threr is nothing like the biking famly if u ride a bike then u r part of that family the biggiest u will ever know and thanks

    to all my fellow brothers &sisters bikeers out there for your help ovre the years even wen i came of u were there thanx.

    law

    in General

    Posted

    the stuff car drivers fling out is unbelievable most times i say something at the next lights or there wing mirror gets dislodged at the first opportunity, but last week my visor was misting up and i had it open when this idiot flung his fag out and sods law it went right in my helmet i have never stopped as quick and got my helmet off of course by then the bastard had got away and was unaware of what he had done.

    i think ther should b some sort of advert on the tv warning of this to motorist

    law

    in General

    Posted

    ive had this happen twice the first time burnt a hole in the arm of my jacket

    cigarettes throne out of car windows if it would of been my leather id of followed em home and burn there jacker whilst ther on there back what can the law do about them throwing cigs out windows

    The X Factor

    in Yamabyss

    Posted

    Ok - i watch this - only cos there is naff all else dominating prime time telly on a saturday night.

    Now, this is aimed at those that DO watch it - im not asking for any "i dont watch that shite" posts because they are totally irrelevant, and that will just prove that you DO watch the X Factor, you just want people to think you're tough cos ya dont *snigger* sorry goff i aint seen it since that bird won it over that bloke fix big time with the bike u got u should b out on it at that time or have it in the living room with the dusters

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